Jason's Profile                                   

                     

Status: Quarter Share

Nickname: Johnny

Birthday: April 3

Years of Dewey "Education": 7 semesters

Favorite Drink: Orange Crush, IPA's

Favorite Shot: Cuervo Gold

Talent: Moonwalking, MILFhunting, eating corn

How I Make My Drinkin' Money: Photoshopping people into unflattering positions.

Quotes: "Taste this!", "Roni, put your clothes back on..........after you drink this."