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Status: Quarter Share

Nickname: Too early to give that up

Birthday: March 27th

Years of Dewey "Education": Super Super Senior

Favorite Drink: Bullshark

Favorite Shot: Patron

Talent: Partying, Drinking, lifting heavy things

How I Make My Drinkin' Money: Stripping, softcore porn

Quotes: "Sure I love you"