Cory's Profile
Status: AWESOME ( AND I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP TOO.)
Nickname: "I NEED MONEY" AKA "DIRT McGIRT" AKA "OL' DIRTY BASTARD"
Birthday: 10/05
Years of Dewey "Education": FRESHMAN
Favorite Drink: CAPTAIN & COKE
Favorite Shot: CHEAPEST
Talent: DRANKIN'
How I make my drinkin' money: PA DEPT OF REVENUE AND I DETAIL CARS AFTER WORK (AND NO YOU CAN NOT GET A DISCOUNT!)
Quotes: "IF THERE'S SO MANY PRETTY BABIES HOW COME THERE'S SO MANY UGLY PEOPLE" -CHARLES BARKLEY
"IF I EVER GET REAL RICH I HOPE I'M NOT MEAN TO POOR PEOPLE LIKE I AM NOW" -JACK HANDY
Last Updated: 05-16-2008
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