Paul's Profile
Status: Available to Party
Nickname:Pauly V.
Birthday: 6/12
Years of Dewey "Education": 3 days
Favorite Drink: Beer and/or Capt'n & Coke
Favorite Shot: Snake Bite or Jagermeister
Talent: Too many to count! I can sing...I guess that's a talent.
How I make my drinkin' money: Director of Marketing & Admissions for an Assisted Living Facility
Quotes: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.
For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?
I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Last Updated: 05-16-2008
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