Rules & Guidelines
1. No Drama. Ever!2. Members are expected to keep the house in a moderate moderately clean state. The house will be professionally cleaned once a week.
3. Beds for full and half shares are first come, first served. Full shares get preference over half shares. If a designated full share does not RSVP for the weekend, their bed is available to members, then to guests.
4. No smoking in the house - if you do smoke outside, please keep the butts in the designated urn.
5. No non-medicinal drugs in the house. And no I don't believe you that you have cataracts...
6. No physical violence in the house. Picking a fight in a bar is your business; picking one in the house is ours.
7. No unsolicited physical/sexual assualt. If the words "spank-me" or "do-me" were spoken - no complaining allowed.
8. Doors and Windows must be kept closed between 1 am and 8 am. The Dewey cops are tyrants about noise voilations, and the house can't afford them without sacrificing our beer fund.
9. Last one out on Sunday turns off the A/C, lights and fans, lowers the blinds, and untaps the keg.
10. Guest Rules
General Guidelines:
(Or ways to keep your housemates happy)
1. Food and drinks stored in the common area are generally considered to be community property. That being said, if you consume someone else's special food/beverage - you are expected to replace it within a reasonable amount of time
2. When you come back from the beach/Starboard - please shower, or at least shake off all sand, dirt, and/or dirt-bags before entering the house
3. After showering/swimming - don't sit on the couch without a DRY towel under your tush. Seriously, this shouldn't have to be said, but wet spots on the couch, in general, are SO uncool.
4. Any bath products left in the showers can and will be used, possibly by people you don't know, or even worse, by a fireman that you do...
5. If you pass out ANYWHERE before 5 pm, or in the common rooms after that, you WILL be made fun of, bad things WILL be done to you, and pictures WILL be taken and posted on the house web site.
6. Fraternization with housemates and firemen is highly discouraged. If it does happen, see RULE 1 above. However, acting as "wingman" is highly encouraged, particularly in assistance of those without game. Oh, and cock-blocking is just plain mean.
7. Everyone goes to jam session. It's our one and only house tradition that carries over from year to year.
8. Finally, if you use the bathroom - LIGHT A MATCH!
Parking Information
1. Don't park on the Street without a permit - the Dewey cops are vicious about issuing parking tickets if you are parked for even 5 minutes without one of their magic little tags.2. There are 3 parking spaces available directly in front of the house. They are reserved for house parents only. Members and guests are allowed to park there to load/unload for 15 minutes - which does not include having a beer - or more than one shot. Members may ONLY park in front of the house if a house parent is not there that weekend.
3. Please hang your car keys on the key board in the kitchen closet if parking out front or nearby in order to facilitate the car-shuffle that inevitably occurs on Saturday afternoon.
4. Car-pooling is highly encouraged. On the weekly RSVP there will be a place to note if you have space in your car or if you are in need of a ride.
5. Please let us know if you will be arriving late-night and we will make every effort to manipulate the parking around the house so that everyone can park within city limits.
Dewey Beach Parking Information
Last Updated: 01-26-2009
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